A theory has been floating around the Internet that a monkey gets ahold of a gun and randomly starts shooting it at the end of this season. It's actually not an insane notion. The hotel workers keep warning guests about the monkeys—not to mention the poisonous fruit—and the episodes have been filled with ominous shots of primate statues.

Please make the public relations director for the White Lotus hotel chain a character next season. I need to see them deal with all of the drama in real time. Also, they deserve a raise, shot of tequila,

Following the first episode, and after meeting all of the new guests staying at the cursed hotel, many theories have floated around online about where this season is headed. Below, join us as we check into The White Lotus,