SAP went live last week - and within minutes, Janet proved why the company still runs on her spreadsheets. While consultants promised “revolutionised financial accuracy,” SAP delivered error messages, incidents, and confusion. Janet, meanwhile, typed the same numbers into Excel and reconciled the entire batch before IT even opened the ticket. This skit dives into the painful gap between enterprise software ambition and operational reality, where systems fail, consultants disappear, and Janet qui