How does he even do all of this?

The First Nuclear Strike in a Long Time

This is why I use Bush

Did you catch this in Crank 2: High Voltage?

Crank 2: High Voltage | Chev Uses Jump Cables + a Shock Collar to Recharge His Artificial Heart ⚡🔋

In Crank: High Voltage (2009), Jason Statham Was Accidentally Shocked For Real 😂

Is this some kind of skit?

They say this is the place for top-tier juggling

Mochi is rolling out