Spinal surgery prep has turned me into the most chaotic version of myself and somehow it feels on brand. I’m having ACDF with corpectomy on Monday, which basically means fixing the part of my spine that’s been crushing my spinal cord so I can hopefully get my life back. It’s huge and serious, and yet I’m still over here drinking immunity shots like cocktails and panic-cleaning my house for no reason. The timing? Three days before Christmas. So I’ve been finishing every client at the salon, wrapp